'In Vietnam, the wind doesn't blow. It sucks'
– Do you suck dick?
– Sir, no Sir!
– Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
Hell, I like you! You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
The dead know only one thing: it's better to be alive.
Private Joker: Are those... live rounds?
Private Gomer Pyle: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!