I love the smell of napalm in the morning...
Chef: Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?
Soldier: So we don't get our balls blown off.
Captain Benjamin L. Willard: I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a divorce.
Shit...charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500
Colonel Walter E. Kurtz: You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill
'Terminate with extreme prejudice
Kurtz: I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.